HORSEGAME
A downloadable horsegame for Windows and Linux
so, um (how do i say this) you're a horse.
you uh, gotta run over these little yellow guys 
because their harassing the villagers and uh the yellow guys are coming out of a castle so go their to like stop them or something.
controls: a / left arrow to move left, d or right arrow to move right, w or space or up arrow to jump. r to restart level.
look girl i don't know.
im sorry affirming you like you did with me, it was a mistake calling you man alright, i just dont want anyone finding out and calling me a pervert or something, you know?
this game is incredibly short, 1 minute at most.
the linux download may or may not work.
mostly made this for a joke. ...joke.
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Install instructions
Unzip the zip file somewhere on your computer! Could be your desktop or personal games folder, open the file within and run the exe. Should have a carrot icon on it. The game should be running on the top left corner of your screen.
Development log
- Post Release 1Oct 14, 2025
- Pre Release 2Sep 29, 2025
- Pre Release 1Sep 17, 2025
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So if you can, please tell me if these exe’s work. thank you.